Nintendo Direct - 09/23/2021

Ok, this is fucking hilarious. This was from last year:

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I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT.

Either somebody had inside information or this was the greatest cosmic coincidence of all fucking time.

WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKK

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The prophecy is true.

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That guy HAD to have known something, you don’t get such a lucky guess. Right?

It’s utterly unbelievable,this decision.

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Wild

If it’s not on Xbox someone messed up really badly

Had to be inside information.

The odds of THAT tweet without inside information is literally like cosmic horror levels of coincidence

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Nah, I genuinely think this is just a coincidence.

Ms owns the IP and had licensed the rights to the dev which now Paradox owns.

The catch is that back when Ms licensed they prohibited them from making a console version. But likely broke that requirement since Mechwarrior 5 ended up releasing and was a similar deal

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Then I am genuinely terrorfied.

Bayonetta 3 looked like a game from 2013.

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Yeah, but the game appeared to be running at 60 FPS (with noticeable frame drops), so it is somewhat understandable. All Nintendo-exclusive games look outdated at this point, aside from a few exceptions like BOTW2.

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I’m happy to finally see Bayonetta 3 but I do think it could have looked better graphically, looked kinda rough.

Sounds like she’s been recast, hell she even looks like a grown up Cereza. Makes a bit of sense because she was struggling in the trailer from TGA 2017. She looks great though! They definitely took a lot from Scalebound too.

Splatoon 3 campaign looks really nice as well and ambitious. And 3D Kirby is long overdue but I’m pretty excited for it.

I’m absolutely not going to pay extra on my NSO subscription in order to play a bunch of N64 and Mega Drive roms. Greedy as fuck.

Didn’t care for the rest of the direct besides Metroid Dread.

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Don’t worry, yall will get another blade wielder for the final smash character. :sob:

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Sad Tb GIF by Hide The Pain Harold

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Even outside of the graphics the game looks off. Can’t put my finger on, but something changed in the combat even against the smaller mobs and not for the better.

I did like they trying to put new ideas like Thuban making a comeback lol

The comments are already asking for everything else now lol

I thought they were done bringing games to other platforms. I mean…it’s just the N64 game, but still. It’s good news for those that want it on Switch though.

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OMg dude. No. lol

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